ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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