Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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