How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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