i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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