pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My vagina is very pro this idea
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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