i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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