So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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