I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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