Are we in a gay sports bar?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Will exercising make me less horny?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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