i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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