I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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