He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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