Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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