have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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