Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Randomize
