He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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