Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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