I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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