I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
ttyl tear gas
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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