So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Come see our sink grown plant.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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