she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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