I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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