I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
