Pregnant stripper...not hot.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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