I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
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