I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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