you win again, gameday.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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