Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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