I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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