Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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