Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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