so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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