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say what?
wanna hang out?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
