Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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