Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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