if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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