That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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