Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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