Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Porn is love you can see.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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