Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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