He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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