I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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