Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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