a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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