it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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