Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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