the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
