That is awesome! Sometimes when my boyfriend is checking out other chicks in public I'll say really loud.... "Oh my God honey, I Just felt the baby kick!!!!"
oh another one: if you're on the street and some creepy guy is following you, start giggling and talking to yourself or pretend you're puking. If that doesn't work, pee your pants. visibly.
i'm sure if you made yourself look fatter than you did before it just gave off the signal that you would probably do anal.
Also, if you're riding the bus, and you're not 15 or below and taking it to school, then you failed.
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