Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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