My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize