It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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