When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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