i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
barbara walters just said penis...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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