Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
