I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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