We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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