i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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